Give the frog a loan
A frog walks into a bank and says “I wanna loan.” “Well Mr.. frog,...
OLD never dies
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Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
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Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...