Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?”
What goes “click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?” Steveie Wonder...
Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...