Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...