Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
family vehicle
your family is so poor………. the family vehicle is a skateboard.
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...