The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...
A hearing problem
An elderly man thinking his wife was losing her hearing went about20′ behind her...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
Sex Before Mass
The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...