What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...