Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....