May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...