Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
I am still falling
|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....