Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one…
A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.