In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...