Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...