Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...