What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Discussing the tax rates
|A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...