Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Never talk to the parrot
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A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...