The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...