A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!