Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
It’s a sin
“I’ve had it with my wife.” said the one drinking buddy to the other....