The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...