Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny…
One night the Norse god Thor was feeling a bit horny so he decided...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...