Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...