Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam