If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...