3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
What A Party!
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...