Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”