Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Preparation for Parenthood
Preparation for ParenthoodPreparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books anddecorating...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
During a recent publicity outing…
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...