I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Love Jesus
Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Once when Mary was young her school…
Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...