What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
If Microsoft built cars
|Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...