Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...