Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
A couple, age 67, went to the doctors office…
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked, “What canI...