Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...