Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...