Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
A great fruit cake recipie
|You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...