A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Trapped On A Rock
There was a man that was stranded, standing on nothing but a rock in...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...