Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...