Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Need a new lawyer
|Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1-) Your lawyer tells you...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…