Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!