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A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
The evils of marijuana
A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...