Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...