Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Travel to Heaven
|This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...