Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....