50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...