OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
An Email From God!
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil...