Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Late Payment Letter
Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you....
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...