Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...