New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...