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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...