Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...