The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...