What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
ice fishing
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Quotes of Yogi Berra
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Quote and counter-quote.
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What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...